Sunday, 3 November 2013

Bromas $exuales ..!

But the queen was a woman who could not remember walking with only the cart . Sasj took the scissors to gold , cut a piece of silk and made ​​a nice little pocket . He filled it full of flour , Princess sewed it back on , and I did pocket a small hole . In this way the flour will fall all the way out will pass princess . At night the dog came back , took the princess in the back and brought the soldier , who loved so loudly ruler wanted to take for a woman.
Flour was poured unceasingly from the palace to the soldier's window , but do not put new dog aspak.Te tomorrow king and queen meduan easily have gone where their daughter . Soldier caught and put in prison . Whew ! How was dark and dull his cell . Then came I said : - Tomorrow will hang ! - This was bad news , and moreover lighter had forgotten to eat . The next day , through the bars of the window , he saw that the people came in crowds to see the city when hanging . He heard the drums and saw soldiers who went after them . All men run : a boy cobbler , with tablecloth and slippers , run right away as soon as one of his slippers leg and I came out just crashed against the wall behind which the soldier was sitting looked through the bars .
Come on ! Shoemaker , so do not hurry , I cried - soldier - without me s'behet thing . But listen here . If you just run up to eat where I live and bring me my lighter , I will give you two gorsh . Besides not taking leisurely ! Shoemaker boy , who had to win two penny , fly left to seek lighter , soldier and brought him ... now keep your ears and hear what happened .
Outside the city had set up a large triangle that surrounded soldiers and thousands of thousands of people . The king and queen sat on a stool very nice , Facing , judge and all councilors . Time that the soldier had been glued on scale and almost threw them in the throat rope , asked permission to express his last wish . According to him , this should be good do every offender to be executed . Said he had more fun to ignite a tobacco smoke , after the former will last time he would smoke cigars in the world . King would not wish to contradict . Then , the soldier got fired lighter , one , two , three ! Suddenly , they find the three dogs : one with eyes as big as a saucer , one that I had as big as a millstone trei one of those terrible eyes and a round tower .
- With the help that will hang ! - Soldier said dogs Then came upon the judges and advisers , I abducted , one of the legs , the other from the nose and tossed it high in the air , as when he fell on the ground and tare .
- I do not want to throw ...

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