Volcar bastardo ...! HAHA

He sat back on the bird and tied her belt with a sound of wings , then swallow rose above the forest , sea and high mountains covered with eternal snow .
Thimble froze , but the structure of bird feathers warm outside leaving only her little head to gaze with delight its beauties take down one after the other .
Thus arrived in warmer countries . Sun enlightening there with that shiny look to the sky and twice away . We avllite slopes of households grew bunches of black and white ; forests were full of lemons and oranges ; mendra curly spreading the myrtle and the frost from their pleasant smell . Across the street children play with it krahegjera butterflies and color - color . Swallows flying and flying the place seem more beautiful , until , finally , she arrived and spoke to a middle-aged staff marble palace of bright white , which stood between the shkelqyshme green trees , hazel near a lake . About high piles of vine perdridheshin palace in May had their swallow a nest together . One of these kindergartens was dallendyshes apartment that was bringing Gishtezen . Here's my apartment , said bird - , - but it is not suitable for you , then I 'm prepared to wait. Select either of themselves with beautiful flowers , I would put it, and will do everything possible to live as you no good . As no bird rejoiced when he saw Gishtezen: down quickly repeating hinge! Civi! happy, and came to sit at his small mirebereses. It showed how they wanted to marry the ugly mole you stay underground, where the sun never went there. When told this, she shed tears streams. Winter is coming, said the swallow-,-I was back in warmer countries, or want to follow me? Hop on my back and connect it with the belt. We will go away bad nerd and his dark apartment, on the mountains, where the sun shining beautifully here, where wine and flowers are eternal.

Bromas $exuales 3

There was once a young prince , who was known not only for his bravery but mostly frenetic temperamental character . Once called the village elder rripte a stone and then preparing the lunch for his guests. Elder , embarrassed returned home sad and told his only daughter to the chief command of weird . The girl was young , very beautiful but also very mendjeprehtë thought .

She calmed the father and promised to help . And indeed , in the morning went to her father with an ax in his hand and said, "Give this knife leaders and tell them early slaughter stone and then you can take to flay the skin ". Elder did exactly as he learned of her daughter . The prince became angry and said :

Where have you heard or old , to summon stone ? Do requires kidding me ?

Elder bowed reverently and answered all : Do not dare to disobey O prince , but where is listening to flay the skin from a stone? The answer pleased the prince and agreed that the old man's words came from the mind of his daughter, was married . Hardly had the prince with his new wife . It emerged wiser from her husband and this badly affected the ailing leader sedren , as decided to split from her , though he loved him as before.

- I am going to hunt , but ki mind : if you return my money will solve even an issue with me you do not work , will depart for good. Spent a day , two or more , and the neighbors came a friend . Night mare gave birth to a colt friend . In the morning friend , when she heard the news were overjoyed , but the owners of the house began insisted that barely gave birth chariot which was connected mare .

Began to quarrel and to sort out the problem decided to invite the chiefs wife . And it came , but quite late .

She apologized for the delay was justified by the wayside came, the river was on fire and throwing shojti dried leaf . All were amazed . Even the owners of the guest house .

- Fire extinguish with water and not dried leaf , then , where is listening to burn water ? - They said.

The woman laughed leaders under the edge and said,  If you clear that this does not happen , how can you not understand that the cart can be spawned foals ? In this way the dispute was resolved in favor of the friend. When he returned from hunting , the captain knew that his wife had violated the order he had given . He told the woman to take away everything and whatever would leave his house to go to the site , or wherever he wants. Okay , I admit , but before I leave I want to eat dinner together last farewell - she prayed and after receiving the consent of her husband , raised dining table .

During dinner she her husband before him , then , carefully , not to wake up and put it in the cart and went along with her ​​parents to be .Road prince awoke and surprised laugh : Where are the leads so ?

His wife, as ever , replied quietly : Like that ? Do you told me to leave your house and even let me take away everything I need and whatever they want ? Well , I love you and nothing more . So only you and I to my parents. The prince was surprised by the sharp mind of women dropped whims and returned home happy and lived with his wife .

Bromas $exuales ..!

But the queen was a woman who could not remember walking with only the cart . Sasj took the scissors to gold , cut a piece of silk and made ​​a nice little pocket . He filled it full of flour , Princess sewed it back on , and I did pocket a small hole . In this way the flour will fall all the way out will pass princess . At night the dog came back , took the princess in the back and brought the soldier , who loved so loudly ruler wanted to take for a woman.
Flour was poured unceasingly from the palace to the soldier's window , but do not put new dog aspak.Te tomorrow king and queen meduan easily have gone where their daughter . Soldier caught and put in prison . Whew ! How was dark and dull his cell . Then came I said : - Tomorrow will hang ! - This was bad news , and moreover lighter had forgotten to eat . The next day , through the bars of the window , he saw that the people came in crowds to see the city when hanging . He heard the drums and saw soldiers who went after them . All men run : a boy cobbler , with tablecloth and slippers , run right away as soon as one of his slippers leg and I came out just crashed against the wall behind which the soldier was sitting looked through the bars .
Come on ! Shoemaker , so do not hurry , I cried - soldier - without me s'behet thing . But listen here . If you just run up to eat where I live and bring me my lighter , I will give you two gorsh . Besides not taking leisurely ! Shoemaker boy , who had to win two penny , fly left to seek lighter , soldier and brought him ... now keep your ears and hear what happened .
Outside the city had set up a large triangle that surrounded soldiers and thousands of thousands of people . The king and queen sat on a stool very nice , Facing , judge and all councilors . Time that the soldier had been glued on scale and almost threw them in the throat rope , asked permission to express his last wish . According to him , this should be good do every offender to be executed . Said he had more fun to ignite a tobacco smoke , after the former will last time he would smoke cigars in the world . King would not wish to contradict . Then , the soldier got fired lighter , one , two , three ! Suddenly , they find the three dogs : one with eyes as big as a saucer , one that I had as big as a millstone trei one of those terrible eyes and a round tower .
- With the help that will hang ! - Soldier said dogs Then came upon the judges and advisers , I abducted , one of the legs , the other from the nose and tossed it high in the air , as when he fell on the ground and tare .
- I do not want to throw ...

4 Estilos dormir de Parejas

The king's son a few days before I marry the father says will stand for hunting . The father - Now is weddings can not leave. Prince himself - will be back in time . Departs when walking sees a pomegranate which was one of the red beans and shone more , I approach and ask the villagers as possible so scintillating ? Do I say that it picks Fine earth is . Prince - Have you seen any here? Yes villagers - ever night out and inserted again inside . So decided to stay there and wait to see . I put a flower bed and surround it with put two sticks of a cup to a head to feet . Extends and makes as sleep . Fine late night ithote emes earth - Mother would get . The mother - Not that if touched insani ( man ) not to shove the inside . The fine - has fallen asleep and will carefully pack . Fine pomegranate opens out of the earth prince kiss on his forehead , eats sticks to a head and legs to the inside. The next morning when the prince awakens ask - Do you see ? You understand that the busy sleeping and had decided that I'll definitely see the second night , but the same thing happens . The third night and stayed with caution when approached to kiss caught . Pomegranate was closed in place . He sees that was very nice . I mean that I expect it will turn and leave for the palace . It was full of the wedding day had come . Gather and start songs . The beauty of the earth thinks , I'm going to the palace . Capuchin priest dresses like a dervish and reduces the eye more to not know . When approaching I called said the prince . Enters the room where you are shaving . The Prince knows and says : dervish dad is coming from ? Your lord - road - I saw there dad ` c dervish ? A nice - Sultan . - Yes c ` dad said dervish ? - Purple roses in bed with master tate of the pledge and let `s and pomegranate with the NXE . He laughed , and saying to tell me once . Then I said silent orchestra and you go in the room . She was introduced . When her daughter was lent ugly that I gave more money and pulled the clothes dervish . The fine was agreed and went along with the prince . The spoken languages ​​remain as stark shadows The prince had given to his wife . So they married and were inherited .

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30.04.2012 The date was when I met for the first time with a woman who feels like me . They meet by chance on facebook , made ​​me friendship request . As far as I saw the picture I liked , was very good . I had time to wait to meet him and a girl here , and my luck came in the door . I accepted the invitation and began to talk in the inbox until I called the phone number . Once I gave the number called me , he made ​​me sound themselves . We talked over the phone , exchanging opinions on various , little by little I fall in love with this man . We decided to meet .

Since we are from different cities set a meeting in Durres , I half- way , half of it. She had her car and came before me . As for Rampage van was traveling the road and crashed moment too soon that I was at the first meeting . It was a bit of nerves but spent ... When we met the most chill began , I started to have emotions that I had not tried before . I got in her car and went somewhere for coffee . We sat in a bar on the shore of the sea began to talk more to our lives and to have had links . There ngopesha seeing was so good ...

Grandma, I'm Gay.

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